I have no idea where the inspiration for this one came from...
I Woke Up With A Fat Chick
I woke up and couldn’t believe my eyes,
When I caught sight of those monster thighs,
Was that a cow that was sucking my dick?
No, I woke up with a very fat chick.
The sight of her got me thinking,
I really should give up drinking,
As if I needed a reason why,
I should also stop getting high.
Looking at this gruesome sight,
I tried to recall what I did last night,
How did I possibly wind up with her?
But my mind was simply in a blur.
Could I have picked her up in a bar?
How did she possibly fit in my car?
I was no longer in the mood,
As I thought of ways to protect my food.
I thought about the weight limit of my bed,
If she rolls over, I’ll be dead,
I tried to think of a good excuse,
For me to turn this cow loose.
Not trying to sound really mean,
But she was the biggest I have seen,
If she had an appetite,
No telling what she would bite.
A girl so big she had her own zip code,
Now here she was in my abode,
No way could I have fun,
With a girl who outweighed me three to one.
Just a warning from me to you,
Be careful what you go and do,
Because if you think you’re seeing double,
You just might be in really big trouble.
Good big titties(more than a mouthful), big juicy pussy, Good titties fucking, she will probably be glad to suck (an swallow), just giving her a good hard fuck, a little attention, & she will also ass fuck & like it. Ugly fat chicks probably fuck the hardest & best. Check out "Jeff's Models" in the videos, pretty faces & good fuckers.
What meaningful prose! Altogether an exceedingly flow of words to paint a picture cor the reader to almost experience the mood first hand. Tennyson and Wordsworth would have applauded, I'm sure.
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